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Article #213: Vladimir Putin Threatens George Bush with Nuclear Armageddon

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A poker "tell" is when you hit a Royal Armageddon, nuclear world war 3. Every
Flush on the river then jump out of your nuclear scientist knows that nuclear
seat pumping your fist and screaming Yes! world war 3 and its aftermath nuclear
Yes! Yes! like Meg Ryan in "When Prince winter then ultraviolet summer will mean
Harry Met Sally". In archaeology a "tell" the extinction of life on earth forever.
is a large mound or hill in the Middle Who do you expect to tell you this? Will
East, built up gradually, covering the it be the car manufacturers, the oil
successive remains of ancient companies, the weapons manufacturers or
communities. Egypt is the north east the politicians who they finance and
corner of Africa. Megiddo, Israel sits on control? Politicians could care less
the main highway between Africa and the about our future because they are only in
Middle East and the Far East. Location, office for 4 years. Human beings could
Location, Location. The fact that Israel care less about our future because we
is the main highway for trade between only live for 75 years. Who will get us
Africa and China is Israel's greatest out of this Titanic mess? Will it be the
curse. North Africa is Muslim and the polar bears who are now forced to eat
Middle East is Muslim and Israel is the their children in order to survive? Will
Muslims' missing piece of the puzzle. So it be the savage human beings who
far archaeologists at Megiddo have sacrificed their first born babies to the
discovered 25 cities built one on top of God Baal in Megiddo for a thousand years
another. 25 times Megiddo has been as they engaged in outdoor sexual
knocked to the ground, raped and pillaged relations stoned on opium with the
and then rebuilt again by people who Priestesses of Baal? The American people
never even heard of "Grand Theft Auto: have placed far too much trust in George
Vice City". Megiddo overlooks the Plains Bush even after he deserted, became an
of Armageddon aka The Jezreel Valley, alcoholic, Katrina and lied them into
where the Jewish, Christian and Muslim Iraq. Now the bumbling fool is placing
people believe the final battle between nuclear missiles in the former Communist
good and evil will soon take place before satellite countries of the U.S.S.R. It
Judgment Day. The American people have would be like Vladimir Putin conquering
been told that the Cold War between Canada and Mexico and placing nuclear
America and Russia is over and the new missile batteries along the Canadian and
forces of evil are the Muslim people who Mexican borders aimed at every American
George Bush publicly announced a Crusade city and telling the United States not to
against 3 years ago. Saudi Arabia was worry, Russia was only doing it to
created in 1932. The worst kept secret on protect itself from Barbados. While the
earth is that George Bush invaded Iraq 4 United States populace fixates on Paris
years ago to steal the Middle East's oil. Hilton's stay in jail today Vladimir
It costs $1 per barrel to get the oil out Putin has now gone ballistic and has
of the ground in Iraq whose desert is an announced that he is aiming 100 megaton
ocean of oil and the United States pays nuclear missiles which split into 8 in
$65 per barrel to Saudi King Abdullah and midair at every European city. Knowing
his partner George Bush Sr. for 10 that any attack on a Nato country is an
million barrels of oil every day. This is attack on the United States Vladimir
$650 million dollars a day. The fact that Putin must be aiming his 25,000 nuclear
George Bush is propping up the House of missiles over the North Pole at every
Saud and the fact that Saudi King city in the United States. The
Abdullah and George Bush Sr. are keeping Republicans and Democrats believe that if
the $650 million dollars per day for they stay in Iraq long enough then the
their small families and not giving it to U.S. will eventually use weapons of mass
the Saudi Muslim people are the reasons destruction to conquer the Middle East
that Osama bin Laden struck New York on oil. Unfortunately the American military
911. The United States uses 20 million is now stretched so thin in terms of
barrels of oil every day, China uses 5 numbers and equipment that they could not
million, Russia uses 2 million and the fight another war. Vladimir Putin and his
other 200 countries on earth use far Kremlin pals know this and they know that
less, some countries using 10,000 barrels George Bush is a bumbling idiot. Iran,
per day. The United States has 10 million Iraq, Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States
barrels a day of its own oil and if are Russia's backyard and Russia has
General Motors and Ford and Chrysler had allied itself with Iran, building the
built Honda Hybrids which get 50 miles Iranian nuclear reactors in Bushehr,
per gallon instead of SUV's which get 15 Iran. In the coming weeks when George
miles per gallon there would have been no Bush nukes Iran, the Russian Bear is
need to invade Iraq. For 5 million years going to conquer the world unless Jesus
until 100 years ago human beings got Christ flies down from Heaven on his
along fine without cars. Cars are the flying horse, to kill the Beast, who has
root cause of air pollution, soil now shapeshifted from Osama bin Laden
pollution, water pollution, acid rain, into Vladimir Putin. Meanwhile Prince
global warming, cancer, melting Arctic Harry isn't going to Iraq because it's
and Antarctica, the resulting permanent too dangerous. Prince Harry will be far
rise in the Earth's one ocean by 50 safer clubbing with Paris Hilton at Hyde,
feetand the Iraq War leading to the Iran until Vladimir Putin mushroom clouds it
War leading to the final battle of to Kingdome Come.






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