| Following is an excerpt from The Trivial
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| | new continence continents, and ended up
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| Times . It is set in a newspaper/browser
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| | in Venezuela or something. Feeling
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| setting. It is a column by an "expert" in
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| | peckish (understandable after an eight
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| historical matter, hence the title. Some
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| | hour cycle against the wind ), he went
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| consideration must be made for the many
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| | into a burger joint. He often remarked
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| memory inconsistencies of Mick Savage. He
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| | "Burgers in Venezuela invariably have
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| does his best!
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| | more grissle (cartilage, in English )
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| Mick here.
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| | than venison in Boston (American, in
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| It was a long, long time ago. Sweden,
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| | America )".
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| North Europe, Scotland, Ireland, North
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| | I'll never forget his adventurous
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| America and Canada were part of the same
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| | accounts of punctured rubber, mutilated
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| mainland. This mainland existed before
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| | beef, and Brazilian bicycle clips!
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| the crustal plates separated, and before
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| | How would such an adventurer find time
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| the Atlantic came into being. To give you
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| | for my great grandmother to be, you might
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| a reference point in history, my great
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| | well ask? Well, she had a few bucks
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| grandfather was just a young man.
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| | behind her, and some clever measures were
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| I remember with joy, the historical
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| | needed to guarantee possession (old word
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| accounts he impressed on us, as we ate
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| | for love ). Wait until you see the genius
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| around a primitive butane barbeque. To
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| | of this globetrotter/globepeddler,
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| clarify that, we sat around it eating,
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| | depending on air pressure status within
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| rather than eating the grass and sundry
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| | the inner-tube.
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| bushes around it.
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| | In a bid to "mask" the stench of sweat
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| Well, he told us with crystal clarity how
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| | (essential for long distance ), he used a
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| he used to cycle from Canada to Sweden in
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| | "primitive talc" powder, or "de-odorant
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| five hours, with no more than one
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| | dust". By inverting his bicycle and hand
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| puncture repair kit, and a bicycle,
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| | peddaling it, he was able to make dust
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| presumably. He didn't have to tell us
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| | out of any material by pressing it
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| every single detail!
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| | against the high-speed spokes. The
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| The roads at the time, weren't much like
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| | material he chose was similar to what we
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| the motorways/highways of today. Instead
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| | know as conventional coal/graphite
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| of the quartz and limestone impregnated
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| | carbon.
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| asphalt of today, they had a simple
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| | Hence, the term "CARBON DATING" was
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| sandstone. Incidentally, this was readily
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| | coined.
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| available from Japan which was only a few
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| | While a little messy, he invented a
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| hundred yards away, at the time.
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| | perfect product to "soak" the "SOUP of
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| Punctures were common place and both
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| | ADVENTURE".
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| courtship and commerce were reliant on a
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| | As with any back passage, more material
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| high performance repair kits.
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| | will be forthcoming. Thanks for your
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| On one particular day, I recall him
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| | understanding of times past, however
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| saying, he went for a cycle to discover
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| | trivial, Mick Savage.
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