Learning to Question Your Elephant Child: Who, What, Where, When and Why

Having problems writing? I don't know why. Sanor one phrase, instead of using a high school
Francisco Chronicle columnist Jon Carroll writes up tobook-report technique.WHERE does your story or
five columns a week. After all, if he can write fivepoem take place?Knowing the setting can allow you
columns, you should be able to write a five-linedto be a bit more descriptive with your work. Does your
poem-but that does not seem to be the case.Howpoem or prose take place in Alaska? Florida? China?
does he do it? Carroll claimed to recite lines fromYugoslavia? Hawaii? Kentucky? Each of these places
Rudyard Kipling's "The Elephant Child":"I have sixis, perhaps, equal opposites of the next. To know your
humble serving menThey taught me all I knewTheirsetting you have two choices-- 1.) Be a good
names are whatAnd where and whenAnd why andresearcher; collect pictures and read as much as you
how and who."I'm more than sure that two incentivescan about the location, or 2.) Take a road trip! Nothing
for Jon Carroll are 1.) Creating deadlines and 2.) Hiscan be grander than to spend your weekend visiting
salary! Yes, we writers DO get paid every now andunknown territories.WHEN did the events take place in
then!Basing my philosophies on those few lines ofwhich you are writing?If you're doing factual
Kipling's "The Elephant Child", my advice is to "Simplyreporting-this is especially a MUST-DO. For instance, if
Ask Questions". Rummage through some old workyou read a news article a reader wants to know
(whether it be poetry, nonfiction, or fiction) that you'vewhen Ms. Johnson's house was burglarized. Did it
written and use the following techniques to enhancehappen June 20, 2001? June 20, 1984? Did the events
your skills. And, then, ask yourself the followtake place when it was winter with ten inches of
questions.WHAT is the underlying theme?Try to comesnow? Or, better still, did the events take place at
up with a single-word or phrase to describe your story.Virginia Beach mid-August?WHY did the events take
Perhaps one reason your story has not beenplace?Is there a conflict within your character? A lot of
effective in the past is that you have too manytimes character's (and real people too) have problems
intertwining stories. This, in turn, can cause confusiononly because their conscious is "eating them away". Is
for the reader. So, ask yourself, "What is my storythis the case? If so, why does your character feel so
about?" And, give yourself answers such as:guilty that he made such decisions? Perhaps the
Desolation, Lost Hope, Self-Confidence, Racism,events that take place are only cause-effect. Most
Attained Dreams, etc. If you can KISS (keep it simplealways people cause their own mental downfall and
stupid), then your readers won't MISS your point.Asbreakdown. Always know why your characters
practice, read some of the great contemporarycomplete every task and why the events take
writers and ask yourself the same question-"What isplace.How did the events happen?
the underlying theme?" Describe the book in one word