| Recently after years and years of
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| | normal MySpace ritual, inviting hot girls
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| heartaches, letdowns, and countless
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| | to be my friend and checking to see how
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| Saturdays nights spent stumbling
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| | many friends I now had, I realized that
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| half-drunk around dark bars in a vain
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| | the number of my friends had shrunk
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| attempt to find love, I decided that it
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| | instead of grown. That meant one of two
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| was time to grow up. I had finally had
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| | things: Either MySpace was broken or
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| enough of my party-all-the-time
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| | SOMEONE HAD DELETED ME AS A FRIEND!
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| lifestyle. It was time to get serious and
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| | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I frantically searched
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| | through my friends list to see if I could
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| start thinking about the important
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| | find a face that was missing. The only
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| issues in life. I needed to decide where
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| | problem with this was that most of the
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| I was going in life, what my plan was for
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| | people on MySpace use fake names and most
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| the future. I needed to realize who my
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| | of them have weird pictures that
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| true friends were, who liked me for me
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| | technically aren't them instead of
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| and not for my generous nature after a
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| | pictures of their actual faces. When I
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| few beers. I needed to figure out who I
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| | added them as friends I knew who
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| was. I needed to get in touch with the
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| | 'jellyrollkid' and 'tummystickzkilla'
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| real me. I needed to come up with a cool
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| | were but now I had no earthly idea. There
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| username for my Myspace account.Yes, in
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| | was no way for me to find out who had
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| the mist of freeing my life from all
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| | deleted me as a friend so that I could
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| negativity and letting go of bad habits
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| | rectify the situation. I felt like the
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| that I had acquired years ago, I stumbled
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| | nerdy kid in school who everyone gives
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| across this website called Everyone had
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| | the silent treatment and he has no clue
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| been talking about it but I had no idea
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| | why. I didn't sleep well that night.A
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| what it was. I consider myself pretty
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| | little time has passed now and I'm a
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| online savvy so I had to find out more
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| | little more hip to the MySpace world. I
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| about this Myspace. After a few minutes
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| | know now that instead of telling someone
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| looking the site over I decided that it
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| | to their face or over the phone that you
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| was probably a cool place to meet people
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| | have a problem with them, the adult thing
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| and since I didn't go to the bar much
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| | to do is to delete them as a friend on
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| anymore I needed somewhere to use my
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| | MySpace.I've also learned that if someone
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| pickup lines. Of course now I was using
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| | breaks up with you the adult thing to do
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| these lines to find Miss Right, a
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| | is to visit their MySpace page everyday
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| soulmate, not Miss Right Now, who was,
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| | and send nasty emails to anyone of the
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| typically, not around for quite as
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| | opposite sex that leaves them any
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| long.My favorite MySpace feature? It's
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| | comments.Recently I've also learned that
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| FREE! It would cost me no money
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| | if someone sends you a message on MySpace
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| whatsoever. See Mom, I was becoming more
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| | and you don't reply to it they can go
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| responsible already.After hours of
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| | into their sent messages folder and see
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| deliberation I decided that 'poetskinny'
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| | if you have read it or not, and if you
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| was a great username that fit me
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| | have then they are well within their
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| perfectly seeing as I am skinny and I
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| | rights to call you at home and use dirty
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| like to pretend to write poetry. The
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| | words when you answer the phone.Another
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| username I really wanted was
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| | piece of info I'd like to share: People
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| 'drunkinpublic696969' but surprisingly
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| | are very sensitive about where you place
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| that was already taken. So was
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| | them on your friend list. If you don't
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| 'pooperscooper08'. Don't ask.Now it was
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| | put someone in your 'Top Friends' section
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| time to find old friends and send them
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| | and they think they should be there they
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| friend requests and find new people and
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| | will jokingly ask you 'Why the $$&**#^@&*
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| ask them if they wanted be 'friends' with
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| | not! and then they will go into a 15
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| a total stranger. I love the world wide
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| | minute
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| web! I felt a little funny sending people
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| | lecture on how you've known them longer
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| who had been my friends for years 'friend
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| | than so-n-so and how they are definitely
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| requests' but I guess that's the way it's
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| | a better friend than HER. Do not be
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| done on MySpace. While doing this I got
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| | surprised if the tires on your cars are
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| my first feeling of apprehension but I
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| | mysteriously low on air the next
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| swept it aside as stomach pains.
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| | morning.Truthfully, I do enjoy my MySpace
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| Sometimes those Gorditas just don't go
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| | account despite all the drama. It gives
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| down like they should. Or come out like
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| | me something to do everyday and I feel
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| they should for that matter.For about 2
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| | important typing in my password. It also
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| weeks I was in MySpace heaven. Everyday I
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| | let's me keep in touch with a lot of old
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| was making new friends and finding old
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| | friends who live in different states now
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| friends. I had more friends that the
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| | who I don't like well enough to waste
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| cheerleader with the nice rack in high
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| | anytime minutes on. So all and all I
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| school. I felt popular, suave, and in
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| | guess I can see why everyone is always
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| control. The picture I uploaded caught my
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| | talking about MySpace. I guess it
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| good side and the goatee I was sporting
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| | still gets my vote. As long as it stays
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| was a nice touch. Woman I didn't know
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| | free...Oh yeah, I finally figured out who
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| started sending me friend requests from
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| | deleted me as a friend that first time:
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| all over the country. This was the life.
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| | It was Tom!Timothy Ward writes 'I Never
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| Everyday I checked my account to see how
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| | Said I Was Normal' a weekly humor column
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| many friends I had now. Things were going
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| | that is sure to get your mind off the
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| great, MySpace had my vote. MySpace in
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| | world for just long enough for a good
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| 2008! MySpace in 2008! And then tragedy
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| | laugh. Visit to subscribe.
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| struck.One afternoon while performing my
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